Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Oh sweet technology how much I missed you

So I finally got my computer to work (applause). But while it was gone I traveled to the past, to where the Internet was not an everyday thing, so I guessed it was around 20 years ago.

My first reaction was to crawl up in the fetal position and cry when I realized that the Internet was gone. But don't worry, this didn't last enough, after the first couple days of doing this I remembered, Oh!!! I can use the computer without Internet, suck that one cloud based OS, (Pst your computer burned down)... that leads me to sway while covering my ears with my hands and closing my eyes.

Ok that was not what we would call a good start, but hey 20 years ago people lived in caves and drove donkey powered cars... right? So I decided not to go outside my new (old?) cave afraid I would find a dinosaur walking around. Nobody likes to be eaten by raptors you know, those things can open doors... that is like saying you mess with us you get fkd up while you're sleeping.

It saddens me how their technology is better aswell

After days of isolation trying to resist, I had to do it. Go outside and fight the wild to collect food, it sounds easier than it actually is, 20 years ago people didn't shop on eBay and stuff, they had to go to the forests, kill a bear to steal his honey while running away from the raptors.

Lucky for me I found a bunny eating berries outside my cave, looks like the dinner is here! So rushed in and beated it up to steal its berries, it ran away but not without putting up a fight. Bunnies can be dangerous creatures, if you give them a change they will fk you up as hard as the raptors would, so when approaching one, never give it your back or you will regret it.

This kitty learned the lesson the hard way

The night fell and it started to get cold, I couldn't just hug my overheating computer to warm myself so I decided to make a fire...  but how?!?! I can't search about it on wikihow, so I just grabbed a big grenade from the WWII that was happening outside and started hitting it with a rock, at least that is how people do it on the movies. A click, -damn it-, then a boom.

Oh shi~

What happened after? I don't remember. How are you reading this? I don't know. But, if you ever go back 20 years in the past, bring your laptop.

29 comments:

  1. I travel time occasionally. or maybe i just get blackout drunk..i can't tell the difference.

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  2. Love the gifs xD - welcome back!

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  3. did you meet flinstones? :odid you meet flinstones? :o

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  4. Losing internet connection is a pain!

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  5. cat got owned!!

    yea i used to use a computer without an internet connection. not really sure what i was doing :|

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  6. sometimes it's not so bad to go to the past remind your self how it once was....you have to admit it wasn't that bad was it? :)

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  7. In Helicanus may you well descry Following!

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  8. Ugh, don't know how you lived. I'd have died without mine.

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  9. Cant remember the last time i used a computer without the internet.

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  10. I was without the internet last week. I used telepathy to check my tweeters, flackbook, and blog comments. It was a difficult time as I could not make new posts or comment on anyone's posts. Like this one! It's grand!

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  11. Losing internet connection sucks.

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  12. xD this is just an all-around great post.
    And to answer your question to me, I use Adobe Premier to piece together my videos, then Adobe After Effects for the.. After effects..

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  13. ... and have a connection that sucks... sucks.

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  14. Great post, I lol'd like 4 times :p
    follow+

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  15. what you were twenty years ago and you didn't warn them about 9/11?!?!?!
    Anyways, funny post! really captures the stereotype of internet-addicted people today^^ can't wait to hear more.

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  16. The last night time I was without internet it was for less than 24 hours and it literally killed me. I got better, though.

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  17. Only when I don't pay the provider so far.

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  18. I cant imagine a life without internet anymore, and I think im not the only one^^ Respect for that!

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  19. Seriously, I feel like a caveman when I'm without my 3G

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  20. My first reaction was to crawl up in the fetal position and cry when I realized that the Internet was gone.

    lol thats awesome, i get the same way

    good blog, following

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  21. I could never survive without my laptop.

    It's my life line.

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  22. I don´t remember once a time I didn´t used the internet in the last 5 years. o:

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  23. haha yesss it seems impossible since we are soooo used to it ^^ to be without the interwebz

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  24. very nice post and great blog + following

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  25. I remember when my internet got cut when the gas company cut through the cable outside. It took almost three weeks of living without the net till they pulled their finger out and fixed it. It was so odd at first, i felt a drug addicts shaking, i love the instant aspect of the net. Long may it replace my social life.

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